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An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. "Next week my wife and I will celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary," he tells them.
"That's great. What's your secret for a long and happy marriage," one asks. "Well, you have to do nice things for your wife," the older man replies. "Such as," another patron asks.
"Well, for our 25th anniversary I took her to Italy, and for our 50th, I’m going back to visit her."