Heart Murmur

Maurice, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for his physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Maurice and said, "You’re really doing great, aren’t you?"

Maurice replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’"

The doctor said, "I did not say that. I said, ‘You got a heart murmur. Be careful.’"