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A flight attendant for a major airline watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane.
Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the over-sized luggage.
"When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I don't have this problem."
The flight attendant smiled and said, "When you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."