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A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie, “I wish that I had a nonstop bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie said, “I’m sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?" The man answered, "Of course! I want the power to understand all women."
The genie thought for a minute. He replied, "How many platforms did you want on that bridge?"